Dare I say.....STASH DIET (aaarrggghhhhh)

OK I have done a very silly thing and signed up for the UKS stash diet. Here are my rules:

• I have a budget for non-essentials of only £5 per month, all other spends I must earn;
• I can buy essentials as and when I need them (not counted in budget) - these are: adhesives, mats for robo and sizzix, blades for trimmer and knife, printer inks, photo paper (am tempted to add 'anything by BG' but i'll be good...). Crops also excluded from budget;
• I will continue my sub to Scrapmagic but when it ends will either not have a sub or will look for one under £10 a month;
• I will only buy one papercrafting mag each month;
• I can earn extra stash money by doing LOs using stash I already have:--£2 per 12x12 LO-£1 for smaller LOs-£3 for a mini book - £2 for a CJ entry;
• I can earn £2 for every pound in weight I lose BUT can't have any of it until I have lost 5 pounds;
• Any money from selling unwanted stash goes back into the stash fund;
• I get a bonus £5 if I earn more than 150 points for my team in a single month;
• I will make lists of LOs I want to complete and only buy stash needed for these, not randomly buy nice stuff with no purpose in mind;
• I can only do one swap at a time. Postage for RAKs and PIFs is excluded from budget;
• I can have extra spends for the NEC of £50 BUT only if I stick to the diet between now and the show in March.

Mmmmmm, want to take bets on how long I manage to stick to this?